Bitcoin Rap | MS Werd and Cracked at SXSW


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Lyrics:

I’m Internet Rich
Internet Famous
All these other bitches’ shit is extraneous
I plan to hax0r your Wikipedia pages
And flag ’em as “lameness”
So you know how the game is.

I’m Internet Rich
Internet Famous
All these other bitches’ shit is extraneous
I plan to hax0r your Wikipedia pages
And flag ’em as “lameness”
So you know how the game is.

Hey kids, the name is MS Werd
This track backed by Cracked
And in case you aces hadn’t heard
This Bitcoin shit is Fracked

So open up your head holes and listen to my sound box:
You just met the motherfracker bankrupted Mt. Gox
Scaled to the summit
Like Sir Hillary or summat
And stole so much gold
That crap’s never gon’ come back!

Now I’m makin’ it rain Bitcoins for days
Which is tough, cuz they’re fake
But it’s like the man says:
Virtual currency is a virtual current, see
It soak up your dough and
Float the whole load downstream to me

And who was that man?
Me. I’m the man. I am.
Flexed nuts at Flexcoin
And now they’re like Myan:
Marred. While I’m on a date with a great gal
Asked if I could give her my tip, call me Paypal

Heard chicks dug a dude with farmfuls of Bitcoins
Thought my ill-gotten millions could get ’em to split loins
No dice, but no use cryin’ over spilt chode
At least I tipped the NSA to Pirate Bay and the Silk Road

I’m internet rich
Internet Famous
All these other bitches’ shit is extraneous
And even if you don’t know what my name is
I’m the one that made all your accounts the sameses. (zero!)

I’m internet rich
Internet Famous
All these other bitches’ shit is extraneous
And even if you don’t know what my name is
I’m the one that made all your accounts the sameses. (zero!)

That’s right, I’m an asshole!
What the internet made me
I’ll increase your hassle
Factor, make you hate me
Like if I saw a post that said you lost your longcat
Man I would cop that, so your meme never got back

And don’t think I’m stopping, I’m a parasitic organism
I’m the reason Facebook keeps updating their algorithm
I’m the one who ate all of your favorite Tweets
Then got my own feed optioned for TV

And call me if you need a debit number or three
I got forty million from t-a-r-g-e-t
And if you don’t believe I’m a one-man hacking movement
I dare the real dudes to stand up now and prove it

See? Absolute confirmation
That when your email loads it’s just cause I’m on vacation
I made hoverboards not real, and Ben Affleck Batman
And your grandma not know how to download an attachment

I’m sapping your cash fast and I’m swiping your swagger
Meet the cat that crashed the market for the hamburger dagger
I love getting rich off of all of you wacky nerds
Anyone wanna buy my phone? It’s got Flappy Bird!

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