This YouTube video constitutes the first ever $1000+ equivalent Bitcoin transaction! Note, nothing was ever sent on the blockchain at the time of this production and publication, thus all contractual obligations were conducted purely in the realm of free speech. Bitcoin is not money. Bitcoin is not a convertible currency. Bitcoin is certainly not a property. Rather than argue this, we are simply proving it and will continue to prove it until it is legally recognized. The Federal Courts of the United States would be expected to rule in favor of freedom of speaking outside government audit and regulation of who is speaking, to whom one speaks, and how much and what precisely one speaks without warrant. For the record, we are not the terrorists. Merry Christmas!